A Conversation

This morning when I stepped out of the shower, I wrapped myself in a towel and E walks in.

“Good morning, Mama.”

“Good morning, baby.  Did you have a good sleep?”

“Yes.  Mama, do you have a ba-china?”

“Yes, honey, I have a vagina.”

“Where is it?”

“I keep it in the ba-china closet & bring it out on special occasions.”

“What?”

“It’s in my underpants, honey- same as yours.”

What did you talk about this morning?

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16 responses to “A Conversation

  1. Luckily, we’re not at that stage yet. Hilarious.

  2. HA!! TOO damn funny….thanks for the laugh….I needed it 🙂

  3. ROFL!!!!!

    Oh. I can’t stop laughing.

    I don’t remember what we talked about this morning. I KNOW it wasn’t about ba-chinas!

    When Funny Girl was a baby, one of my sons asked me when she was going to “grow a pee-pee.” I told him that girls don’t have “pee-pees” so she’s never going to “grow” one. He said, “Oh. That’s too bad.” Really? ‘Cause I was kinda thinkin’ she was pretty lucky.

  4. D

    Now this just makes me adore E even more!!!!!!! How precious is that! Remember don’t save your ba-china only for special occasions….every day is special! Enjoy!

  5. Ba-china!! Hilarious! Better than cooch which is said in my house…

  6. Well thankfully we aren’t at THAT stage with Casey yet..but whenever I change her diaper she either says “Poopy or pee-pee” and she says “pee-pee” the way you would teach a boy to call his that…so I’m mildly disturbed that she may start thinking her ba-china is a pee-pee..but that’s a whole other story.

  7. OMG, ROTFLMAO!!! I think all we talked about this morning was how slow Kaylie is when she gets ready for school.

  8. Now THAT is funny!

    Get it out on special occassions.

    When my son was in 2nd grade he came home, “Mom did you know girls have a ba china?” No I didn’t. “Yes and Rosie Odonnel is Mother Gay” Umm okay.

  9. If it were my daughter, she would have asked me where my penis is.

    COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.

  10. Oh my God!! That’s hysterical!

  11. After I had the baby, I had to get a check up I ended up bringing the oldest with me. I told him as we were driving to the office he had to be quiet while the dr. checks out mommy’s girl parts. Well that opened up alot of questions (why don’t have girl’s have toot es (filipino for penis)? Why does mommy just have black hair?) We get in the office and he is being ultra good for a 4 yr. old. He is sitting and quiet until my feet are in the stirrups. He then informs the dr and the nurse that “My mommy doesn’t have a toots, she only has a black one”. The dr. actually shook from trying not to laugh.

  12. The day that my daughter informed me that “Mommaw (my mom) has a hairy penis” will totally go down in history.

  13. mjd

    Very funny…I am visiting from Crazy Mama. Once at McDoanld’s my five year-old son told his two little girlfriends about the male’s involvement in conception. Yes, he tried to convince the girls that the male put his penis…in the woman. The girls did not believe him so he said it louder. (He will be 36 in March.)

  14. That is hilarious!!! Thankfully my daughter hasn’t asked me what it’s called yet…she still calls everything her butt.

    Thanks for commenting on my blog 🙂

  15. OMG you keep your ba-china in you closet? Me too! My daughter calls everything her body…she is 8 and knows the correct words but I guess body works well……

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