Min is this week’s Fun Monday Hostess. She has challenged us to write the worst opening sentence of a novel. This was a lot harder than I thought it would be! After much pondering, here is my Fun Monday contribution.
A Fairy Tale of Frustration
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, young princess named Esmeralda (her name has been changed to protect her identity and since “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” is her favorite movie right now, which is actually pretty racy for a Disney movie, we will call her Esmeralda) who no matter how the Queen begged, pleaded, cajoled, bribed, yelled, cried and threatened to throw her in the dungeon, which everyone knows she wouldn’t do because she loves the little Princess more than she loves ice cream, no matter what the Queen promised her, Princess Esmeralda just would not use the damn potty!
Go on over to Min’s for a list of the Fun Monday participants.