To the Morons Who Slam My Comments With Copious Amounts of Spam,
Let me clue you in to a few facts.
- I do not have a penis. Therefore I do not need Viagra or Cialis or an herbal supplement to cure my nonexistent erectile dysfunction.
- I have plenty of life insurance. If I were to have any more it may put my life in jeopardy.
- I do not have a debt problem. So unless you are handing out $100 dollar bills, piss off.
- If at any time I feel my crazy needs medication, chances are I will speak to my doctor about it. I will not be emailing IheartXanax at moron.com.
- You! Yes, you, the asshat who hypes his cat up with the kitty crack and lets him walk across the keyboard and hits the comment button…just stop. Now. Ass.
The Ice Cream Mama
Open letter idea lovingly swiped from That Totally Terrific Chick.