To the Morons Who Slam My Comments With Copious Amounts of Spam,

Let me clue you in to a few facts.

  • I do not have a penis.  Therefore I do not need Viagra or Cialis or an herbal supplement to cure my nonexistent erectile dysfunction.
  • I have plenty of life insurance.  If I were to have any more it may put my life in jeopardy.
  • I do not have a debt problem.  So unless you are handing out $100 dollar bills, piss off.
  • If at any time I feel my crazy needs medication, chances are I will speak to my doctor about it.  I will not be emailing IheartXanax at
  • You!  Yes, you, the asshat who hypes his cat up with the kitty crack and lets him walk across the keyboard and hits the comment button…just stop.  Now.  Ass.


The Ice Cream Mama

Open letter idea lovingly swiped from That Totally Terrific Chick.


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10 responses to “Spamalot

  1. Mari

    I am probably going to regret saying this ~ but since I’ve just started a blog I’ve not had any spam.

    This doesn’t mean you can refer your trolls to MY site, however!

    I’m sure it will start soon.

    I do enjoy your blog though.

  2. God I hate spammers! Especially those viagara ones! I get those all the time! You would think they (meaning the intelligent techies’ out there) would come out with some way to completely whip these ppl off the face of the earth!

  3. I constantly get offers to enlarge my penis! Glad I’m not the only one.

    Also? This made me laugh out loud this morning, which I really needed! 🙂

  4. I, too, get comments to make my weenie bigger….

    Asshats??!! KILLS me every time I read that… made me giggle (out loud!!) at 8:30 am….thanks 🙂

  5. Absolutely hilarious!!!

  6. My emails get flooded with penis enlargement and find hot women spams. Um, hello, no penis here thankyouverymuch!

  7. that was hysterical.. i am part of the no penis club too. funny thing is .. Steve gets spam for lubrication for women.. lol who is the dingbat out there that comes up with all that crap..
    Asshat.. I love that…

  8. Too funny!!!! I despise spam and especially the viagra ones, HELLO idiots out there, find something better to do with your time!!!
    I agree a great laugh at how you worded it, perfect and I know you spoke for everyone!! Way to go!!

  9. mjd

    I get an assortment of spam including the aids for erectile dysfunction and penis enlargement, but I no longer receive the messages about farm animals. Than heavens…

  10. I’ve been lucky so far. The only spam comment I had was from Alex and just said Thank you.

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