I volunteered to have AmyW send over some questions. Good thing, since my brain is so fried because of the job. I have a bunch of posts rattling about in my brain but just cannot put them in any coherent form at all.
1. If you could change one trait on your husband, what would it be and why?
I love him to death and there isn’t actually much I would change about him. There is one thing that drives me nuts. He has this one hair that grows from the tip of his nose. I swear one day his nose is smooth and the next there is this pube-y looking hair protruding from it. When the hair is in residence I can’t even concentrate, I am obsessed with plucking that sucker! I’ll try to pull that thing out with two fingernails acting as tweezers if actual tweezers are unavailable!
2. Do you have specific brands of toilet paper and paper towels that you use or is it just whatever is on sale?
Toilet paper must be Scott. It’s not linty. I can’t stand linty tp. Paper towels are usually Shoprite brand. They are cheap and work just as well as the name brand. We actually don’t use many paper towels, a roll lasts us two weeks or more.
3. If you had to write a spam email and got to choose the topic, what would it be and why?
You know I can’t stand all the penis spam out there: make it bigger, make it harder, make it last all night long, all night, all night (Lionel Ritchie get out of my head!) everyone you meet will be dancing in the street, all night (Right now, OUT!)
Anyway. I feel there is a critical demographic being ignored by today’s spammers.
The poor girls get short shrift all the time. Give me some spam on how to make the breasts bigger with things found in nature. How to get them back where they belong without surgery. How to keep
my the nipples from getting hard and coming out to say hello during an important meeting where I someone needs to be taken seriously.
These things are spam worthy.
Also, if you have the solutions to any of those, email me.
4. If all the ice cream disappeared in the world, what would you replace it with?
That’s easy- chocolate.
5. If you had to watch NASCAR or golf for 12 hours straight, which would you choose and why?
Another easy one. NASCAR. Why? Because from February to November (which by the way is the longest sporting event season ever) NASCAR rules at the Mama’s house. I should say the Dada’s house. My husband loves that stuff. To be totally honest, I don’t mind it (just not in the quantity the Big Guy likes). I grew up with it so it’s nothing new to me. I can talk race crap with the best of them. One of my brothers is a truck chief in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series.
Besides, Tiger Woods never crashed into a wall doing 197 mph at Talladega.
There are some kind of rules. I’m too lazy to go back and do the old cut and paste. They are something like:
If you want some questions, leave a comment.
When I can think of some, I’ll send them to you.
Answer them on your blog.
Lather, rinse, repeat.