I emailed some of my favorite people and asked them if they would
save my ass help me out. As I’m sure you know by now, and if you don’t- you will, I feel like crap. A couple blogs I read have been having guest posters for one reason or another. I thought, “Here’s a solution!”
So for a few days there will be some guests hanging out at Mama’s Palace!
Tonight’s rescuer is Amy W. from the fabulous Family Story.
Ice Cream Mama is feeling a little under the weather
and asked for some help. And I am all about helping
The only thing is she asked me to guest post, and
crap, I am just not funny or witty or anything like
But maybe my kids are funny, or at least my husband
Nope, nothing really funny there either, although
Ashley, my almost four year old, has been saying some
weird stuff lately.
Like telling me boys wear skirts called kilts because
they kill people.
She did, totally did say that. I asked her where in
the heck she heard that, and she said she didn’t know.
I am thinking (okay, hoping) she made the word
connection with “kilt” and “kill”. They are big into
rhyming words at her school. Who knows, but I think I
also may blame Disney.
Yes, my beloved Disney. Those damn Princess books
where someone is always trying to kill someone else.
Like in Snow White, where Malificent wants the
huntsman to hunt down Aurora and kill her.
Of course, when I read her the books, I skip over that
sentence. What I should have done was drawn a line
through it as my Mother has read her the book and has
not skipped over that line. And now if I try to skip
that line? Ashley totally calls me out on it.
And this is the same kid who while at a free concert
in downtown Raleigh on Saturday afternoon asked me in
a really loud voice why that woman’s hair was so big
(while pointing to the lady with the afro). There’s no