Category Archives: NaBloPoMo 2007


Last day!!!

Also the busiest day of my work month.  So here is another crap post.  But, dammit, I posted every day.  Good thing we aren’t graded on quality!

See you in December!



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Like The Headless Chicken

Crazy, crazy day! 

Work is nuts.

Grocery store is crazy.

My cookie exchange party is Saturday.  I don’t even know what cookie I am making yet.  I still need to clean the house and make the food.  Wanna help?

Ebaby has a runny nose.  I hope it doesn’t get worse.  I would hate to do all the prep for the party to have to cancel at the last minute.  That would suck.

This is the second to last NaBlo post.  Hoo-frickin-ray!


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Some Answers

Thanks for your questions, they are greatly appreciated.

The first question comes from my pal Chick

She asks:  Why the hell haven’t you come to visit me?

Uh…was I invited?

Let’s tackle the prego questions.

Amy asks, “What are you craving this pregnancy?  And don’t say ice cream…”

I actually haven’t had many cravings.  Earlier in the pregnancy I couldn’t get enough orange juice but lately nothing special.

Karmyn and Kellie both want to know Scoop’s name.

My answer:  What?  And give away the good names?!  Hell no!

Actually, I don’t use anyone’s real name on the blog so I won’t be publishing this one either.  If you really want to know- send cookies.

Kellie also wants to know:

How excited is Ebaby for Scoop’s arrival?  That’s a tough one.  Some days she pulls up my shirt and pulls my sexy maternity pants below my belly button and yells (directly into my belly button) “COME OUT NOW I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY WITH!!!”

But she also asks me, “When the new baby comes will you still have time for me?”  Which makes me cry.

Did your feet grow?  No but they do swell nicely.

Boobs?  No.  I have defective boobs that don’t produce milk so they never get any bigger.  The Big Guy really has no benefits here!

Is your hair so thick you can’t get an elastic around it without it snapping into 32 pieces?  I don’t want to piss anyone off, but my hair is too thick normally for an elastic.  Some days I would love to put it up but it just won’t stay.

How long are you out on leave for?  Well if I still have a job by the time I go out on maternity I will be out for a whopping twelve weeks.  Gotta love America and its love for the family.  Twelve whole weeks!  Don’t get me started the whole job thing is a big bullshit issue right now.

On that note I should probably get back to work.


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Help A Girl Out

After yesterday’s post I think it is clear my brain is not functioning.  There are four more NaBlo days.  I have two memes I’ve been saving so I need two more posts- this one and one more.  This is where you can help.

Ask me some questions.  What do you want to know?  Ask ’em and I’ll answer ’em!


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A Question For You

Since we are nearing the end of NaBlo (hooray!!) and the end of my brain cells, I have a question for you.

I know some of your opinions on this topic but not everyone’s.  So here it is…

Target of WalMart?


Edited to add:  I couldn’t understand some of the comments- Target of WalMart??  Then I read what I wrote.

What can I say…my brain cells are not working.

Target OR WalMart




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Sunday Prayer Time

The last Sunday of NaBloPoMo!

Today I am praying for:

My family

My pregnancy

The other pregnant people out there

The people who want to be pregnant

That my job situation would be resolved

That I would not stab my husband in the eye with a fork while he sleeps

Or any other sharp objects for that matter

For all my blogging pals out there

For all the people who actually read the crap I post

That this Christmas season I would remember what is important



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Two Days Ago It Was Warm

On Thanksgiving it was 69 degrees.

Today it is 37 degrees.

What the hell?


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